Indica 60 / Sativa 40 Origins: Jack’s Cleaner x Purple Urkle x Space Queen Flowering: 56-63 days Qleaner’s true beginnings are with its Jack’s Cleaner mother. Jack’s Cleaner is a complex cross, which began by pairing Plutton and Neville’s 1985 Super Sativa Seed Club (SSSC) Northern Lights #5. Through multiple steps, Purple Haze and Jack Herer were also introduced to the Jack’s Qleaner in its flavor and effects, but the Q comes from the influence of the father, a west coast mix of Purple Urkle and Space Queen. Due to her short frame, Qleaner performs well indoors, producing good yields in both soil and hydroponic setups. When hydro methods are used, this strain tends to experience a fast growth spurt. In soil, Qleaner plants should be topped and trained to maximize light, which greatly improves garden yields. Short vegetative times in hydro will deliver yields of about 2 ounces per site. In soil, 5 ounces per plant is average. Plants budded at 24 inches finish at a ...

Indica 50 / Sativa 50 Origins: Blueberry Sativa x Original Blueberry Flowering: 56-63 days Harvest: October Vanilluna – aka “Vanilla Moon” – is a Kush-like quasi-hybrid named for its complex yet subtle creamy vanilla-honeyed palate. This Oregon strain’s parents are both Blueberry in origin. The mother was selected from the Blueberry Sativa line, the same seed stock that produced both Blue Satellite and Cocoa Kush. Vanillunna’s particular mother has the characteristics of being larger, mostly green, and symmetric with a distinct dominant main stem, compact nodes, little variegation, and long side branches. It was crossed with DJ Short’s Original Blueberry male, an infamous euphoric berry strain that is an indica-dominant hybrid from Thai and Afghan origins. Even though both parents derive from Blueberry, the Original Blueberry is an indica type, while the mother is a sativa type, making Vanilluna closer to an F1 hybrid than an inbred line. Because of their quasi-F...

Indica 50 / Sativa 50 Origins: Blueberry sativa x Original Blueberry Flowering: 55-65 days Harvest: October Cocoa Kush is a 2009 release from the stables of the Delta-9 collection. It was developed on the US West Coast and tested in Oregon and California. DJ Short’s breeding work is most strongly associated with his development of the original Blueberry. A meticulous breeder, DJ has mostly worked to expand the Blue family, creating boutique strains for the medical or hobby grower that are stable, uniquely flavorful first-class headstash. Cocoa Kush is no exception. Sister to the Vanilluna, Cocoa Kush is a selection of two Blueberry parents. Even though they are both Blueberries, they embody different variations: the mother is a more sativa type, and the father is a “stretch” indica type, making Cocoa Kush more similar to an F1 hybrid than an inbred line. The F1 seeds are uniform, but offer genetic diversity in additional crosses. Cococa Kush’s Blueberry sativa mother f...

90% Sativa / 10% Indica Genetics: Skunk #1 x Sweet Leaf Indica Flowering: 45-53 days THC: 18% Don’t let the name put you off, this is high quality cannabis sativa strain . It was originally bred in Athens, GA in the 1970s with the birth name of Cush. It was later renamed “Green Crack” by none other than Snoop Dogg because of its extreme potency and the crave to keep smoking it. Green Crack is extremely popular in Southern California with both medical marijuana patients for its strong sativa effects, and recreational users who love it’s sweet taste and happy high. Green Crack has a medium-green color punctuated with orange and bluish hairs. It has a tangy, fruity smell (thus the nickname “Mango”) and the taste is sweet as well. There are two strains of Green Crack: one that is almost pure Sativa and one that is 75% Indica. The better known phenom is the sativa dominant strain, and the only sign of indica genetics being present are the tight nugs. As expected,...

Sativa 85 / Indica 15 Origins: South Indian x Original Skunk #1 Flowering: 63-77 days Harvest: mid November Kerala, the Southern tip of the Indian subcontinet, is famous for goddess-centered Hinduism, tropical forests, white beaches, and blasting cannabis highs. Kerala Krush is an extremely vigorous hybrid – the result of pure Keralan sativa crossed with the robust Skunk #1. This sativa hybrid offers a Zen high, good yields and reasonable maturation times. Kerala Krush can be grown indoors, or outdoors from 45 degrees latitude right down to the equator. A greenhouse is a great compromise for outdoor gardeners in temperate regions. Flying Dutchmen recommends growing this variety organically in soil, but all other growing methods are suitable. A slender plant of medium height, Kerala Krush has narrow leaflets and lonf petioles. indoors, best results are attained through pruning once or twice before flowering. Bending the lateral branches to 45 degrees reduces stretch...

Hybrid Origins: Flow x atypical Flow Flowering: 55-60 days Harvest: early October Diamond Head is the name of the large volcano that glimmers like a jewel on Oahu’s emerald skyline. Held in “high esteem” by the locals, honored by the chiefs, and enjoyed by anyone with an appreciation for Mother Nature’s beauty, Diamond Head evokes the vision of what Sagarmatha believes to be her version of primo pakalolo. To make Diamond head, a mother Flow plant was crossed with an atypical Flow male that exhibited a Hawaiian phenotype. Diamond Head displays a mostly sativa growth pattern – slender serrated purple leaves and elongated purple buds plump with sticky crystalline trichomes. Everything about this plant is sativa except for the large, dense flower tops and spongy buds, which have a slight indica profile. Diamond head would love to grow on the tropical mountainsides of Hawaii, but any garden where plants can continue to ripen into mid or late October will suffice. For in...

Sativa Origins: Ethiopian Highland Flowering: 42 days Harvest: mid September African Seeds obtained the original seed stock for Ethipian Highland from the breeders in the Rasta community in Shashemene, a sprawling town located in the Great Rift Valley, about 150 miles from Ethiopia’s capital Addis Ababa. The strain originated in the highland region of Southern Tanzania, and then was brought to Ethiopia where it was grown for many generations before reaching African Seeds breeders. This pure sativa strain has never been crossed, only inbred. Outdoors, Ethiopian thrives when grown in a location with a long warm summer, but it will also do well in the Northern European latitudes and cooler high altitude mountain climates. This plant can also be tamed for indoor gardens as long as the lighting is fairly intense. Ebb and flow hydro is a better choice of systems; this plant is difficult to grow in soil indoors. African Seeds typically allows this heavily branched, shorter...

Hybrid Origins: Rock Bud x Sensi Star Flowering: 56-63 days Harvest: mid October The “Star” in Rockstar is the multi-award-winning Sensi Star, a potent indica with a slightly cerebral, sativa-influenced stone. This Star’s “Rock” is not music-related, but rather the Soma A+ mother, which is often called “Rockbud” for its super dense buds that offer no footholds for molds and pests. “Rockbud”‘s compact growth genes reign in Sensi’s sativa -like branching, making Rockstar easier to manicure than its papa plant. This Rockstar combo is a good strain for beginners and delivers buds with a rhythm that any indica fan will gladly groove to. Designed as an indoor variety, Rockstar also works well in a sunny outdoor environment that allows 9 weeks of flowering before frost sets in. Growers in California have reported up to one pound yield from 6-foot (2-meter) tall plants. Rockstar grows well indoors in a SOG setup whether in hydro or in soil but given the space, it will produce w...

95% Sativa / 5% Indica Genetics: OG Chocolate Thai x Cannalope Haze Flowering: 8-10 weeks Harvest: late October Yield: 500-600g/m2 THC: 18% Amsterdam-based DNA Genetics are amongst the forerunners in Holland’s ever flourishing cannabis industry, and their Chocolope is the result of an unholy union between OG Chocolate Thai female and Cannalope Haze male. Originally named D-Line, Chocolope is a sativa heavy hybrid and behaves exactly as you would expect her to. She likes to grow particularly tall, and is ridiculously easy to grow, making her best suited for outdoor gardens where you can give her the space she enjoys. Before being release to the public, this strain was backcrossed to get shorter flowering times, and now the plant has a flowering period of 8 to 10 weeks and yields around 50-60 grams per square foot. Don’t harvest before the the 12-week mark if you want to bring out the best of the chocolate flavor. As the flowering period progresses, you’ll no...

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Ed Sheeran, singer/songwriter, is being sued by Structured Asset Sales, a company that owns 1/3 of the copyright to "Lets Get It On' by Marvin Gaye. The company claims that Sheeran's song "thinking out loud" ripped off  Gayes track by mimicking the bassline, melody, and harmony. Sheeran denies the claims and says that the rhythmic components of his song are commonplace and unprotectable. "Thinking Out Loud" sold over 10 million copies and is certified diamond while "Lets Get It On" is platinum. What do you think?

Indica Genetics: Skunk x Northern Lights Flowering: 42-50 days Harvest: late September Americano is a strain that was designed specifically for the American buyers who came to Vancouver looking to purchase marijuana in bulk. Enterprise Seeds crossed two very well known North American strains, Skunk and Northern Lights, to make this full indica variety. Some of Americano’s traits that make it such a great choice for commercial grows are the density of its buds and a short flowering period. While it canbe grown both indoors and out, Americano does best in indoor hydroponic gardens. When using aggressive nutrient formulas, growers can harvest this plant after as little as 6 weeks of flowering. When smoking Americano, excpet a full indica stone that will make you feel heavy and may result in some couch lock. Flushing at the end of the flowering cycle will bring out a little more flavor, but generally, Americano has a somewhat subtle Skunk smell and taste. kindgr...

Indica 60 / Sativa 40 Origins: Granddaddy Purple x triple backcrossed OG Kush Flowering: 56-63 days Harvest: mid October The Funxta’z Purple Cali Kush is an indica-dominant hybrid that blends a lanky OG Kush father with a mother Granddaddy Purple indica from the wine regions in northwestern California. The OG Kush is a triple inbred crox (IBX) of an inbred line (IBL) of Kush. It is a more sativa-dominant strain with an enviable kush high. The purple mama is a hardy and stout plant that infuses the kush flavors with the purple tones of grapes and tartness of berries. This West Coast Cali plant was bred in the inland desert regions of California, and it is very stable in dry or desert conditions. The FPCK does well in hydro or soil and delivers the best yield when topped and allowed to form several limbs. As they mature, about half of the plants form lengthy branches like its OG Kush father, while the other half stay fairly stout and compact. Both types have very even gr...

Indica 60 / Sativa 40 Origins: Jam2 x Ort 15T7 Flowering: 60-65 days Harvest: late October “Collie” was the standard slang-word for cannabis in Kingston, Jamaica, during Bob Marley’s youth. Impressed by meeting Rita Marley at a cannabis event, Sensi Seeds breeders crossed some great Jamaican collie with a Maple Leaf relative as a tribute to the Marley family. “Marley” is a big name to live up to in the ganja world, but this indica – sativa cross has so far earned a lot of community good-will, winning the Dutch High Life Cup – the overall High Life prize – in 1999. Marley’s Collie can be grown outdoors in climates within 40 degrees latitude of the equator, but it is usually raised indoors in Holland. She reaches 130-160 centimeters if vegetated for 3-4 weeks. Her huge central bud and light, tractable branching make her ideal for sea of green growing – or she can be encouraged to spread out in a greenhouse. Soil and hydro are equally good growing media. Sensi advises grow...